• In_one_ear_out_the_other
    • "Now, that's what I call Bi-party-san!"

    • "Crossing Party Lines"

    • "Maker's Mark...."party favor"ites."

    Astronaut
    • "I knew Makers Mark is out of this world, but this is ridiculous!"

    • "Whad'll ya have Cap'n? Lemme guess. One small sip for man?"

    • "He said he needed his space."

    Piano
    • "And we thought the political "dis-chord" was bad..."

    • "He's drinking Makers, I can't understand the long face!"

    • "at least they agree on something, even if it is on the rocks..."

    Cannonball
    • "This isn't the kinda shot I had in mind..."

    • "I said Makers Mark, not on your mark!"

    • "The REAL party starts in 3,2,1..."

    High_dive
    • "Even the dive bars know great bourbon."

    • "When I said I wanted to dive into a pool of Maker's, this isn't what I had in mind."

    • "Better make it a double."

    Hot_tub
    • "If only storing you guys in a barrel allowed you two to mature..."

    • "All this hot air and I haven't even turned the jets on yet!"

    • "Well this is a first. The Democrat is to my right and the Republican is to my left."