"Now, that's what I call Bi-party-san!"
"Crossing Party Lines"
"Maker's Mark...."party favor"ites."
"I knew Makers Mark is out of this world, but this is ridiculous!"
"Whad'll ya have Cap'n? Lemme guess. One small sip for man?"
"He said he needed his space."
"And we thought the political "dis-chord" was bad..."
"He's drinking Makers, I can't understand the long face!"
"at least they agree on something, even if it is on the rocks..."
"This isn't the kinda shot I had in mind..."
"I said Makers Mark, not on your mark!"
"The REAL party starts in 3,2,1..."
"Even the dive bars know great bourbon."
"When I said I wanted to dive into a pool of Maker's, this isn't what I had in mind."
"Better make it a double."
"If only storing you guys in a barrel allowed you two to mature..."
"All this hot air and I haven't even turned the jets on yet!"
"Well this is a first. The Democrat is to my right and the Republican is to my left."